Newgrounds is an awesome website, but this video is a list of 12 things that piss me off about Newgrounds. Thanks to all ...
Newgrounds is an awesome website, but this video is a list of 12 things that piss me off about Newgrounds. Thanks to all who contributed! Rate & Comment this video! Also check out Newgrounds for ORIGINAL flash films and flash games!
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FU#1
These stupid and pointless Sim Dating Games where you play as some horny guy who tries to get laid by some fictional character. Its just another excuse for people to look at pictures of cartoon porn; while at the same time playing some boring, half-ass, trivial game to waste everyone's lives away. If I wanted porn, I'd go to a fucking porn site for crying out loud, if I wanted to play a game, I'd play a game with a purpose to it. And if I wanted a date, I'd go on a date with someone in something I like to call, "real life".
FU#2
Speaking of porn, what is up with these stupid porno flash films and hentai on Newgrounds? And why do people like hentai in the first place? I'm sorry but two color drawing animations having sex isn't exactly appealing at all. Not to mention those tentacles are hella creepy too. Hentai is a waste of fucking time, if you want porn, look up some real porn, and look it up at a porno site, that's what they are for!!
FU#3
The "blam" system, which is meant to save good flash films and delete bad ones. This system fucking fails miserably and needs to be fixed. The U.S Government has a better system with its money than Newgrounds does with its "blam" system. Sometimes good flash films get deleted, while many bad ones permanently stay around, what a shit load of mother fucking BULLFUCK!
FU#4
SHITTY flash films that get featured on the front page of Newgrounds. There is no point in having a low rated piece of crap flash film around, because the "blam" system is supposed to delete it. But no, just for fucking kicks, a flash film that gets a 1/5 average gets featured, and everyone HATES it. We can thank Tom for that one, the douche who runs the site. I mean wow, we got one douche nozzle named Tom running MySpace, and another running Newgrounds, what the fuck...? Lets feature some GOOD flash films that deserve some recognition!
FU#5
Flash collaborations by a bunch of artists that make no fucking sense and have no purpose to them. Many Newgrounds users throw in some song, and put together a bunch of random flash animations that doesn't match together, and that nobody gives a shit about. Sure the collaboration might have a good song, but unfortunately, that's the only good fucking thing about most Newgrounds collaborations.
FU#6
Flash films and games that have an incorrect age rating on them. Like when some dumbass rates their adult video good for all ages. Thanks for trying to corrupt the youth of the world, and misleading people with your incorrect age rating. If you want more viewers for your flash, make a good fucking flash film, and not misleading bullshit.
FU#7
The fact that the Newgrounds site is just so fucking slow. Fix the lag! If you thought MySpace and YouTube were bad, you haven't seen jack shit yet. I could cry myself a river, buy a boat, and go sailing down that river until I find someone who gives a crap faster than Newgrounds will load one of its pages.
FU#8
When people don't know how to properly make a good flash film or flash game, yet they submit their piece of shit flash to Newgrounds. You should learn how to properly use a flash program first, and beta test the damn flash before releasing it to the public! The last thing everyone needs is a half ass, broken down piece of crap flash that doesn't fucking work.
FU#9
Spam advertisements on flash films. Why do people put these stupid advertisements on flash videos. Nobody is gonna click it and nobody gives a rats ass about it, all people want to see is some entertainment, some your fucking ad placement.
FU#10
Flash games that are IMPOSSIBLE to beat. Challenging flash games are fun, but not if someone has to dedicate their fucking life just to beat some fricking flash game! Good flash games are games with a goal that's actually attainable by people.
FU#11
Ok people stop flaming and bashing users senselessly in the review section of a flash film. Nobody cares if you think its "gay" or it "sucks", so unless you have something important to say that people can actually get feedback from, shut the fuck up because nobody cares or wants to hear your bullshit.
FU#12
Stop creating retarded inappropriate flash films on Newgrounds. Just because your flash film has excess blood, gore, boobs, and penis's, doesn't mean your cool or your flash film is good. All that's gonna do is make everyone get grossed out and hate your flash film, never to watch that bullshit again.
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Xerochi - Head On Into A Wall
http://xerochi.newgrounds.com
David Bates - Darkness Album 1
http://www.myspace.com/leopardreaper
*Used with permission.
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I don't want to pass the cup Call off the mourning Disband the procession And lift up your veils Hoist all the flags high ...
I don't want to pass the cup
Call off the mourning
Disband the procession
And lift up your veils
Hoist all the flags high
At full mast again
As soon as I blow all clear
Don't cry when the sun is up
Welcome the dawning
Forget the depression
We'll sail in full sails
The knot is untied
Our world has no end
Let's follow the siren's cheer
I give you a tune
For you've opened my heart
But how could a song ever make up for heaven?
You read all my runes, boy
We'll make a new start now
How can we go wrong together?
Touch this sacred body now
Dearly beloved
Pour your holy water
All over my skin
Bless my unsealed lips
And kiss me like God
'til we hear the angels come
Take me when the sun is down
We are above it
Make me cross the border
And I'll let you in
You've got many its
Please give me the lot
Let's turn the love-signal on
I build you a church
For you made me believe
But how could a church ever make up for mountains?
You switched off my dirge, dear
I feel the relief now
You're the force behind my fountain
You cleared up my head, love
You make my art thrive
Our love is no myth
So let's give up to it
You raised me from the dead, dear
You granted me life
This life is a gift
So let's live it together
I make good weather today
It feels much better that way
I won't be shattered today
It does not matter that way
I love to hear you say you love me
I love to hear you say you love me
I love to hear you say you love me
I love to hear you say you love me
Let me tell you once again
Curious listeners
All about my angel
My heavenly chance
His heart is so light
His soul is so deep
This is what I try to morse
I want you to understand
Brothers and sisters
Himafter I dangle
Himafter I dance
His lips are so shy
I'm getting a creep
This I got to trumpet forth
I make you be king
For you let me be prime
But how could a crown ever make up for glory?
You are like the spring, love
You dye all my time, sir
You're the ground of all my story
You render me freedom
I give you the such
Our love is no crypt
So let's live up to it
You let me be me, dear
You give me so much
This life is a trip
So lets travel together
I make good weather today
It feels much better that way
I wont be shattered today
It does not matter that way
I love to hear you say you love me
I love to hear you say you love me
You love me like heaven
I love you like life
Our Love is no wrong
So let's live it at once
We will be together
Together all time
This life is a song
So let's sing it forever
We make good weather today
It feels much better that way
We won't be shattered today
It does not matter that way
I love to tell you that I love you
I love to tell you that I love you
I love to tell you that I love you
I love to tell you that I love you
I love to tell you that I love you
I love to tell you that I love you
I love to tell you that I love you
I love to tell you that I love you
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http://www.webtrafficjuggernaut.com/vlt/links/69003 I make a very good income from a number of different money-making ...
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I make a very good income from a number of different money-making methods online, as those of you who know me better, already know.
But, this is by far the easiest, quickest and most effective method I use. It's also one of my favorites.
Right now, Im not talking about making sales from my ebooks or resale products either this is a completely separate venture that Id like to share with you. I cannot believe more people dont know about this.
Lets knock some of the conventional way of thinking out of the way, and "think out of the box" for a bit.
Those of you who have read my courses before already know that Im always searching for cool ways of making money that dont always conform to the 'norm'.
AND WHATS MORE I FIND THEM time after time!!
I walk the talk I actually use the methods in my courses to earn thousands of dollars each and every month. Not just so I can say that I use them but also because I make a lot of money from them.
More importantly it means I can guide you, step by step through the same process so you can make money in the same way. You will need to do some initial setting up but once its done youll not have to do it again. Itll take around 14 days if youve not used Ebay before. Those of you who are Ebay users will already have a bit of a head start!
The method outlined in this course is by far my favourite and by far the easiest to do, once a few basics have been set up (Dont worry Ill show you how to do this)
Ive never failed to make less than $1,500 every time I do this. Usually a heck of a lot more.
And with only a little extra work its even possible to do this every single day. Thats over a thousand bucks per day. This system can bring you serious money.
If you know anything about me youll be aware by now that I dont believe in working for a living at a JOB (J.O.B. = Just Over Broke, which may be a timeworn cliché but nonetheless, it's painfully true for most of us).
Some say that work is primarily designed for the lazy!
Why? Because you get up, then you drive into work in a half-asleep state, clock in & then proceed to act like a mindless robot for the rest of the day. You undertake several daily repetitive tasks that youve done 1000 times before until its time to go home. Some find that a rather dull way to live their life.
When you think about it, what could be 'lazier' than that?
Of course the downside of a JOB for far too many people is the poor pay, the wage-slave mentality and worst of all (remember we are on Earth for a limited time only) you are, in essence, selling what little amount of glorious time you have left because you think you 'have to do it this way'. You have a 'family to feed'.
Please realize, that you are literally selling your valuable life hours (for a price so cheap its almost laughable) while all the time being told what to do by other people. I know everyone else does it, but does that make it right?
Whats that? You have an interesting job that you love? Then I'd say stick to it like glue because youre in a very tiny minority. Most people are bored to tears by their jobs... or frustrated because their wages don't stretch far enough to make life pleasurable.
Im a strong believer in working but only IF youre doing a job you absolutely love, when you want to do it and can stop or take time off when you want. I honestly believe that Im living my life to the full. Im thinking about buying a boat (just a small one) and learning how to sail. And with the methods I use from this course, I know that I can go sailing WHENEVER I WISH... because money is no longer a problem.
I have to constantly change, research and evolve my business to make sure I earn money. It can be hard work, but its never boring. It makes me feel alive.
It allows me to take holidays whenever I like, I earn a lot of money and best of all I dont answer to anyone. Thats very important to me... and I'm betting it's very important to you, as well.
Now Im not bragging Im really not Im just trying to let you know that life is NOT about working for other people.
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The song "Sideways" by indie rock band Let's Go Sailing on Grey's Anatomy episode entitled "My Favorite Mistake." ...
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Azula::Evil Seed by Zion-I Ty Lee::Icicles by Let's Go Sailing Zuko::Anger Inside by One Gun Theory Iroh::Old Man by The ...
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Ty Lee::Icicles by Let's Go Sailing
Zuko::Anger Inside by One Gun Theory
Iroh::Old Man by The Byross
Mai::Better Than Being Bored by The Duffmonkeys
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A tribute to Pat Mullins. She suffered from skeletal dysplasia of the femur - one leg is shorter than the other - so she ...
A tribute to Pat Mullins.
She suffered from skeletal dysplasia of the femur - one leg is shorter than the other - so she took up the sport of rolling.
May she rest in peace.
Song: "Sideways" - Let's Go Sailing
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I love this scene in The Miracle Worker so I put it to a song that I thought fit well with the song. To me, the song ...
I love this scene in The Miracle Worker so I put it to a song that I thought fit well with the song. To me, the song seems to fit with Helen's emotions because she has hated Annie all this time and she has finally realized that Annie is a great person who has brought her into the world.
Be nice if you must critique and don't spam me. Enjoy!!
I do not own this clip. It is copyrighted by the movie makers.
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This video is a must for any Monkey Island fan. If you're not a fan, watch it anyways. It has no spoilers and is funny ...
This video is a must for any Monkey Island fan. If you're not a fan, watch it anyways. It has no spoilers and is funny regardless.
Haggis: We're a band of vicious pirates!
Edward: A sailin´ out to sea.
Bill: When you hear our gentle singing...
Haggis: You'll be sure to turn and flee!
Guybrush: Oh, this is just ridiculous.
Guybrush: Come on, men! We've got to recover that map!
Bill: That pirate will be done for, when he falls into our trap!
Bill: We're a club of tuneful rovers!
Haggis:We can sing in every clef!
Edward:We can even hit the high notes!
Haggis:It's just too bad we're tone deaf!
All: A pirate I was meant to be!
All: Trim the sails and roam the sea!
Guybrush: Let's go defeat that evil pirate!
Edward:We know he's sure to lose, ´cause we know just where to fire at!
Edward:We're thieving balladeers.
Haggis:A gang of cutthroat mugs.
Bill: To fight us off ye don't need guns!
Edward:Just really good ear plugs!
All: A pirate I was meant to be!
All: Trim the sails and roam the sea!
Guybrush: All right, crew, let's get to work!
Haggis: Our vocation is a thing we love, a thing we'd never shirk.
Haggis: We'll fight you in the harbor.
Bill: We'll battle you on land.
Edward: But when you meet singing pirates...
Guybrush: They'll be more than you can stand.
Bill: Ooooh! That was a good one!
Guybrush: No, it wasn't.
Guybrush: No time for song! We've got to move!
Bill: The battle will be long, but our courage we will prove!
Bill: We're a pack a´ scurvy sea dogs.
Haggis:Have we pity? Not a dram!
Edward:We all eat roasted garlic...
Haggis:...then sing from the diaphragm!
All: A pirate I was meant to be!
All: Trim the sails and roam the sea!
Guybrush: Less singing, more sailing.
Edward: When we defeat our wicked foe, his ship he will be bailing!
Bill: If ye try ta fight us...
Haggis:...you will get a nasty whackin´!
Edward:If ya disrespect our singing´...
Bill: ...we will feed ya to a kraken!
All: A pirate I was meant to be!
All: Trim the sails and roam the sea!
Guybrush: I´m getting so sick of you guys and your rhyming.
Haggis: We´re ready to set sail, through the cannons need a priming.
Edward: We're troublesome corsairs!
Bill: And we've come to steal your treasures!
Haggis: We would shoot you on the downbeat...
Edward:...but we have to rest five measures.
All: A pirate I was meant to be!
All: Trim the sails and roam the sea!
Guybrush: Stop! Stop! Stop!
Bill: The brass is what we'll polish and the deck is what we'll mop.
Guybrush: You say you're nasty pirates...
Guybrush: ...scheming, thieving, bad bushwhackers?
Guybrush: From what I've seen I tell you...
Guybrush: ...you're not pirates! You're just slackers!
All: A pirate I was meant to be!
All: Trim the sails and roam the sea!
Guybrush: We'll surely avoid scurvy if we all eat an orange.
Haggis: And...!
Haggis: ...um...
Bill: Well...
Edward:...err...
Bill: Door hinge?
Edward:No, no...
Bill: Guess the song's over, then.
Haggis:Guess so.
Edward:Okay, back to work.
Guybrush: Well gee. I feel a little guilty, now.
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Sailing from St John USVI Virgin Islands to Savannah Georgia aboard 80' SY/ Let's Go. We catch fish, sail day and night ...
Sailing from St John USVI Virgin Islands to Savannah Georgia aboard 80' SY/ Let's Go. We catch fish, sail day and night, stop off in the Bahamas, lose the rudder, lose the engine and still get home.
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SABOTAGE, first the music video and now the movie! Cochese and Bobby, "The Rookie", two cops in hot pursuit of a psycho ...
SABOTAGE, first the music video and now the movie! Cochese and Bobby, "The Rookie", two cops in hot pursuit of a psycho killer who targets members of underground bands in Los Angeles. Musical guest stars include Kennedy, DJ Assault, Let's Go Sailing, The Junglist Platoon, The Sharp Ease & Clay Allen. This film is provided by Withoutabox, "The Network for Independents." In operation since 2000, the Company administers the patented International Film Festival Submission System, now connecting more than 80,000 filmmakers to over 1800 film festivals worldwide, including 450 online submission partners. Audience by Withoutabox is the Company&s social networking site for filmmakers, film lovers, and...
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This is the project we (Mr. Whitaker's 8th pd. Bible class) did for chapel. The opening guitar chords were taken from the ...
This is the project we (Mr. Whitaker's 8th pd. Bible class) did for chapel.
The opening guitar chords were taken from the karaoke version of Rhett and Link's Facebook song.
The rest of the music is Sideways by Let's Go Sailing.
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