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Jimmie Noone is considered one of the best clarinetists of the Twenties. His style differs from the other two great New ...
Jimmie Noone is considered one of the best clarinetists of the Twenties. His style differs from the other two great New Orleans clarinet players, Johnny Dodds and Sidney Bechet because of his smoother, more romantic tone. Noone's style was a major influence on the Swing music of the 30's and 40's. He led several successful bands; this one existed from 1928 to 1930. In this sad song, Noone's typically sensitive and plaintive playing style adds a definitely haunting quality to this brilliant interpretation. It was recorded for Vocalion on July 18th, 1929. The great vocal remained uncredited. Further instrumentists included: Jimmie Noone, clarinet; Lawson Buford and Bill Newton, tuba; Junie Cobb, Wilbur Gorham and Bud Scott, banjo and guitar; Zinky Cohn, Alex Hill and Earl Hines, piano; George Mitchell, cornet; Joe Poston, alto saxophone and clarinet; Johnny Wells, drums, as well as Fayette Williams, trombone.
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The second promo video made for the song "True Blue Love" taken from Lou's second solo effort, the superb "Long Hard Look ...
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Artist: Lou Gramm Title: "True Blue Love" Album: Long Hard Look Track: 4 Released: October 13, 1989 Duration (Length): 5 ...
Artist: Lou Gramm
Title: "True Blue Love"
Album: Long Hard Look
Track: 4
Released: October 13, 1989
Duration (Length): 5:02
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Had enough of my yesterdays
I can't go back to mistakes that I've made
Had enough of my dark side
And the hard ride that we've been through
And now I've got so much to prove
So don't let go, I've been a heart-selfish fool
It's a feeling I'm rising above
I'll give you love, true love, true blue love
Give you true blue love
And I know into one heart that shattered
Tenderness is the only thing that matters
Don't turn away from true blue love
Running hard in an empty race
Just take a look at the lines on this face
In my eyes you can measure the miles
But no one can measure desire
So take my hand, can you feel how it burns
And don't let go till your heart finally learns
Why this wandering soul has returned
To give you love, true love, true blue love
Give you true blue love
And I know into one heart that shattered
Tenderness is the only thing that matters
Don't turn away from true blue love
And I know into one soul that's healing
Loneliness is the only thing you're feeling
Don't turn away from true blue love
I'll give you love, true love, true blue love
Give you true blue love
I know into one heart that shattered
Tenderness is the only thing that matters
Don't turn away from true blue love
And I know into one soul that's healing
Loneliness is the only thing you're feeling
Don't turn away from true blue love
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Song Title: Midnight Blue Artist: Lou Gramm Album Title: Ready or Not Year: 1987 Track Number: 3 Duration: 3:45 Ain't got ...
Song Title: Midnight Blue
Artist: Lou Gramm
Album Title: Ready or Not
Year: 1987
Track Number: 3
Duration: 3:45
Ain't got no regrets
And I ain't losin' track of
Which way I'm going
I ain't gonna double back, no
Don't want no misplay
Put on no display
And angel no
But I know my way
Oh yeah, oh oh, oh oh
I used to follow
Yeah, that's true
But my following days are over
Now I just got to follow thru in
I remember what my father said
He said "son, life is simple"
It's either cherry red
Or midnight blue, oh, oh oh, oh oh
Midnight blue, (oh) oh oh, ooh oh, oh oh, oh oh
You were the restless one
And you did not care that
I was the trouble boy
Lookin' for a double dare
I won't apologize for the
Things I've done and said
But when I win your heart
I'm gonna paint it cherry red
I don't want to talk about it
What you do to me, I can't live without it
And you might think that it's
Much too soon for us to go this far
Into the midnight blue, oh, oh oh, oh oh
It's midnight blue, (oh) oh oh, ooh oh, oh oh, oh oh
The things could be different
But that'd be a shame, 'cause
I'm the one who could feel the sun
Right in the pouring rain
I won't say where and I
Don't know when but
Soon there's gonna come a day, babe
I'll be back again
Yeah, I'll be back for you
Ah ah ah ah, you see I'm saving up my love
Midnight blue, (oh) oh oh, oh oh
Into the midnight blue, (oh) oh oh, oh oh
Another midnight blue, (oh) oh oh, oh oh
Tonight is midnight blue, (woah) oh oh, oh oh, it's midnight blue
Into the midnight blue, (oh) oh, oh oh oh
Midnight blue, oh, oh oh, oh oh
Midnight blue, oh, oh oh oh
Tonight is midnight blue, oh, oh oh, oh oh
Into the midnight blue, oh, oh oh oh
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Lou Gramm at his best here ...
Ain't got no regrets and I ain't losin' track Of which way I'm going I ain't gonna double back no. Don't want no misplay ...
Ain't got no regrets and I ain't losin' track
Of which way I'm going
I ain't gonna double back
no.
Don't want no misplay
put on no display
An angel? No! But I know my way
oh yeah
oh.
I used to follow
yeah
that's true
but my following days are over
Now I iust got to follow through.
I remember what my father said.
He said: Son
life is simple
it's either cherry red or -
Midnight blue
oh
midnight blue
oh!
You were the restless one and you did not care
That I was the trouble boy
lookin' for a double dare.
I won't apologize for the things I've done and said
But when I win your heart I'm gonna paint it cherry red.
I don't want to talk about it
what you do to me
I can't live without it
and you might think that it's
Much too soon for us to go this far into the -
Midnight blue
oh
it's midnight blue
oh!
Things could be difFerent
but that's be a shame
'Cause I'm the one who could feel the sun
right in the pouring rain.
I won't say where and I don't know when
But soon there's gonna come a day
baby
I'll be back again.
Yeah
I'll be back for you
you see
I'm saving up my love.
Midnight blue
oh
into the midnight blue
oh!
Another midnight blue
oh
give me this midnight blue
oh!
Into the midnight blue
oh
midnight blue
oh
midnight blue
oh!
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Lou Gramm Band - Midnight Blue - June 14, 2008 @ The Canyon Club, Agoura Hills, California *LYRICS PROVIDED BELOW* Summer ...
Lou Gramm Band - Midnight Blue - June 14, 2008 @ The Canyon Club, Agoura Hills, California
*LYRICS PROVIDED BELOW*
Summer concert number three, of 2008, put us face-to-face with former Foreigner lead singer Lou Gramm. You the viewers influence our concert choices so much. We have posted so many Foreigner vids. Every one of these resulted in comments, messages, and emails of undying support for Lou Gramm. Usually, this support came in the form of hate-therapy toward Foreigner's current lead singer: Kelly Hansen. Still, everyone's loyalty and genuine love for this incredible and timeless vocalist really shone through. And what's not to love? If you are lucky enough to catch his show, then be prepared to be inspired and entertained. But most importantly prepare to be rocked. If you are not aware, please understand that Mr. Gramm, in the past, has undergone surgery to remove a benign brain tumor. Mr. Gramm deals with the effects of this ordeal on a daily basis. His performance was solid. My wife and I love all of the classic Foreigner songs. To see and hear the man who's original vocals made them great seemed a very deep privilege. We heartily recommend the Lou Gramm Band as a concert destination. We certainly join all those voices that profess love for Mr. Gramm. Also, go visit the Canyon Club in Agoura Hills California. This was our first visit. The food was great. The service was prompt and friendly. I look forward to visiting this venue many more times in the future. My wife and I strongly urge all of our viewers to see the Lou Gramm show. You will also fall in love with this extraordinary performer. We also strongly recommend that you attend concerts at the Canyon Club. The atmosphere and extra service effort really enhance the concert experience.
FMD
Words/Music Written By: L. Gramm/B. Turgon
Ain't got no regrets
And I ain't losin' track
Of which way I'm going
Ain't gonna double back
Don't want no misplay
Put on no display
An angel? no!
But I know my way
I used follow
Yeah, that's true
But my following days are over
Now I just gotta follow through
I remember what my father said
He said "Son, life is simple"
It's either cherry red or...
CHORUS:
Midnight Blue...
Oh...
Midnight Blue...
Oh...
You were the restless one
And you did not care
That I was the trouble boy
Lookin' for a double dare
I won't apologize for
The things I've done and said
But when I win your heart,
I'm gonna paint it cherry red
I don't want to talk about it
What you do to me
I can't live without it
And you might think that
It's much too soon
For us to go this far
Into the...
CHORUS:
Things could be different
But that'd be a shame, 'cause
I'm the one who could feel the sun
Right in the pouring rain
I won't say where
And I don't know when
But soon there's gonna come a day
I'll be back again
Yeah, I'll be back for you
You see, I'm saving up my love
CHORUS
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A video dedicated to one of my favorite actresses who recently died at the age of 98. Music: Janet Klein & her Parlor ...
A video dedicated to one of my favorite actresses who recently died at the age of 98.
Music: Janet Klein & her Parlor Boys - True Blue Lou
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Dear Shai & EVERYBODY AT THE NEW YORK TIMES! HERE IS MORE THAN A RHYME AND FO SHO, FO SHO, FO SHO NOT A CRIME CURRENT OF ...
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Dear Shai & EVERYBODY AT THE NEW YORK TIMES! HERE IS MORE THAN A RHYME AND FO SHO, FO SHO, FO SHO NOT A CRIME CURRENT OF ...
Dear Shai & EVERYBODY AT THE NEW YORK TIMES! HERE IS MORE THAN A RHYME AND FO SHO, FO SHO, FO SHO NOT A CRIME CURRENT OF OPPORTUNITY FOR EVERYBODY IN YOUR COMMUNITY! AND HOPEFULLY I AM MORE THAN FREE TO TAKE ADDS OUT IN THE NUMBER ONE FREE SPEACH NEWS PAPER IN YOUR CURRENT COMMUNITY FROM SEA TO SHINNING SEA! YOU SEE?! I WANT TO TAKE AN ADD OUT IN YOUR MORE THAN BEAUTIFUL NOT RUDE-I-FULL NEWS PAPER! AMONG ALL THOSE BEAUTIFUL NOT RUDE-I-FULL SKY-SCRAPERS! NOT BLACK BALL LIST CAPERS! OR KNIGHT OF THE LIGHT HATERS! AND I AM SURE THAT TAKING AN AD OUT IN A NEWS PAPER IN THE UNITED STATES WITH OR WITH OUT DEBATE? IS NOT LIKE GOING INTO A RESTAURANT! WHERE THEY CAN TURN ANYBODY DOWN ESPECIALLY THE CLOWN OF THE TOWN! SO IF YOU DO! DO THIS TOO! IN LEW OR IS IT LOU? OF WHAT I READ IN THAT LAW BOOK IN THE LIE-BRARY MORE THAN FULL OF SCARY THEORY, MAYBE YOU CAN MORE THAN TELL ME THE NEW YORK TIME REALITY ON AD-IT-TEAS! PUN INTENDED! SO PLEASE LET THIS MORE THAN THAT CAT IN THAT HAT MORE THAN KNOW THAT! AND MORE THAN GET BACK TO ME WITH ALL THE AD FACTS ON THIS AND THAT AND THAT AND THIS! AND ALSO, PLEASE LET ME KNOW IN WRITING OR IS IT TYPING? OR IN OTHER WORDS ARE NEWS PAPERS LIKE RESTAURANTS WHICH ARE MORE THAN ALLOWED TO REFUSE ANY CUSTOMER THEY WANT? IN THE LAND OF THE FREE AND THE HOME OF THE BRAVE? AND SO THAT IS MY FIRST QUESTION TO YOU! TRUE BLUE OR NOT TRUE BLUE THAT IS THE QUESTION! SO UPON MORE THAN CAREFUL INSPECTION OF MY MORE THAN CLEVER LEVER AD PLEASE USE YOUR BEST INTROSPECTION BEFORE YOU SEND ME ANY UN LAWFUL REJECTION! SECTION C OF THE SPIRITUAL BOOK CODE CALLED THE VERSE OF THE UNIVERSE! "YOU CAN NOT QUARREL WITH A MORAL!" AND SECTION B OF THE VERSE OF THE UNIVERSE "YOU DO REAP WHAT YOU SEW!" AND SECTION C OR THE VERSE OF THE UNIVERSE "THE LOVE, THE LIGHT AND THE WAY DOES NOT LOVE EVERYBODY THE SAME WAY!" AND SECTION D OF THE VERSE OF THE UNIVERSE "THE LOVE, THE LIGHT AND THE WAY IS NOT IN THE FORGIVENESS BUSINESS!" SO HERE ARE MY MORE THAN IMPORTANT QUESTIONS! HOPING I DO NOT GET A REJECTION! AND SO PLEASE AFTER YOUR MORE THAN CAREFUL INSPECTION IF YOU DECIDE FOR MY REJECTION PLEASE GIVE ME A DETAILED LIST, LIKE THE BLACK BALL LIST OF WHY! AND THEN TELL ME NOT WHY, BUT HOW TO REWRITE IT SO IT MORE THAN FITS YOUR WIT KIT OF UN STANDARDS AND PRACTICES! AND GIVE ME ALL THE LOW DOWN FACTS OF ITS! OF COURSE THIS MORE THAN CATCHY AD IS JUST A MORE THAN ADVERTISING JOKE! BUT YOU KNOW THE ADVERTISING WORLDS MAIN QUOTE, "SHOCK, SHOCK, AND SHOCK! AND THAT WILL KNOCK YOUR DOORS DOWN ESPIAILY WHEN IT COMING FROM THE CLOWN OF THE TOWN! THE ONE AND ONLY SHOW NOT OF THIS EARTH IS HERE IN TOPANGA CALIFORNIA! SO WERE HERE TO WARN YAH! COME SEE THE REAL BRUCE ALMIGHTY IN REALITY! COME SEE THE ONE AND ONLY DANCE LIKE NO DANCER YOU HAVE EVER SEEN! BY ANY HUMAN BEING! COME HEAR THE ONE AND ONLY SING LIKE NO RING OR DING YOU HAVE EVER HEARD THAT'S FOR GOD DAM SURE! FROM THE ONE AND ONLY PURE!COME SEE THE ONE AND ONLY MOVE TWO TIMES SPEED OF BRUCE LEE!AND THREE TIMES THE SPEED OF ALI CALLED LEE LEE!B COME SEE THE ONE AND ONLY HEAL SOMEBODY IN THE STUDIO! WHO IS NOT RUDE-I-O IN THE ONE AND ONLY SMART THE HEART! RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOUR EYES! AND SEE THE ONE AND ONLY RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOUR EYES WALK SWEETER PETER PALPIN BLINDFOLDED AND FOLDED AND FOLDED! AROUND OUR STUDIO AUDIENCE FAR BETTER THAN ANY MAN OR WO-MAN THAT CAN SEE! ALL BECAUSE HE IS CHANNELING ME THE ONE AND ONLY LIKE NO MAN OR WO-MAN! IN HISTORY OR HER-STORY! AND COME SEE A DIFFERENT COMEDY ACT EVERY SINGLE SOUL-I-TARY NIGHT! AND YOU WILL SEE MY KNIGHT OF THE LIGHT NIGHT AFTER NIGHT! NOT ONLY CHANNELING AND PANELING ME THE ONE AND ONLY THAT IS NOT A PHONY! FULL OF BALONEY OR KOSHER SALAMI! BUT HE ALSO CHANNELS THRU ME ALL THE WAY FROM UP HERE IN THE ONE AND ONLY DEAR AND CLEAR! RICHARD PRYER, JACKIE GLEASON, NORTON, CHARLIE CHAPLIN, OLI OF LAUREL AND HARDY! AND A HOST OF OTHERS BUT NOT THE SMOTHERS BROTHERS THEIR STILL DOWN HERE ALIVE AND KICKIN! AND YOU WILL SEE PETER PALPIN AND HEAR PETER PALPIN CLICKING AND TICKING! IN OTHER WORD BECOME A MORE THAN HUMAN CLOCK! THAT WILL KNOCK THE LIGHT RIGHT INTO YOU THRU AND THRU! OR BETTER YET A HUMAN METRONOME, OR DOEW HE BECOME A DRUM MACHINE? UNLIKE ANY HUMAN BEING!? AND HE WILL KEEP THE CLOCK IN PERFECT TIME WITH ALL MY MORE THAN SHINE! OR IS IT PETE WHO IS ALWAYS ON PERFECT BEAT? UNLIKE ANYONE YOU'LL EVER MEET ON OR OFF ANY WORLD WIDE STREET! AND WILL KEEP GLOWING, AND KNOWING, AND FLOWING WITH THE BEAT ALL NIGHT LONG! STONG LIKE KING KONG UNTIL THE STUDIO AUDIENCE SAYS, "OK PETE WOW, KAPOW, NOW WE ALL KNOW FOR SURE! YOU'RE CHANNELING AND PANELING THE ONE AND ONLY PURE THAT'S FOR GOD DAM SURE!"
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Dear Shai & EVERYBODY AT THE NEW YORK TIMES! HERE IS MORE THAN A RHYME AND FO SHO, FO SHO, FO SHO NOT A CRIME CURRENT OF ...
Dear Shai & EVERYBODY AT THE NEW YORK TIMES! HERE IS MORE THAN A RHYME AND FO SHO, FO SHO, FO SHO NOT A CRIME CURRENT OF OPPORTUNITY FOR EVERYBODY IN YOUR COMMUNITY! AND HOPEFULLY I AM MORE THAN FREE TO TAKE ADDS OUT IN THE NUMBER ONE FREE SPEACH NEWS PAPER IN YOUR CURRENT COMMUNITY FROM SEA TO SHINNING SEA! YOU SEE?! I WANT TO TAKE AN ADD OUT IN YOUR MORE THAN BEAUTIFUL NOT RUDE-I-FULL NEWS PAPER! AMONG ALL THOSE BEAUTIFUL NOT RUDE-I-FULL SKY-SCRAPERS! NOT BLACK BALL LIST CAPERS! OR KNIGHT OF THE LIGHT HATERS! AND I AM SURE THAT TAKING AN AD OUT IN A NEWS PAPER IN THE UNITED STATES WITH OR WITH OUT DEBATE? IS NOT LIKE GOING INTO A RESTAURANT! WHERE THEY CAN TURN ANYBODY DOWN ESPECIALLY THE CLOWN OF THE TOWN! SO IF YOU DO! DO THIS TOO! IN LEW OR IS IT LOU? OF WHAT I READ IN THAT LAW BOOK IN THE LIE-BRARY MORE THAN FULL OF SCARY THEORY, MAYBE YOU CAN MORE THAN TELL ME THE NEW YORK TIME REALITY ON AD-IT-TEAS! PUN INTENDED! SO PLEASE LET THIS MORE THAN THAT CAT IN THAT HAT MORE THAN KNOW THAT! AND MORE THAN GET BACK TO ME WITH ALL THE AD FACTS ON THIS AND THAT AND THAT AND THIS! AND ALSO, PLEASE LET ME KNOW IN WRITING OR IS IT TYPING? OR IN OTHER WORDS ARE NEWS PAPERS LIKE RESTAURANTS WHICH ARE MORE THAN ALLOWED TO REFUSE ANY CUSTOMER THEY WANT? IN THE LAND OF THE FREE AND THE HOME OF THE BRAVE? AND SO THAT IS MY FIRST QUESTION TO YOU! TRUE BLUE OR NOT TRUE BLUE THAT IS THE QUESTION! SO UPON MORE THAN CAREFUL INSPECTION OF MY MORE THAN CLEVER LEVER AD PLEASE USE YOUR BEST INTROSPECTION BEFORE YOU SEND ME ANY UN LAWFUL REJECTION! SECTION C OF THE SPIRITUAL BOOK CODE CALLED THE VERSE OF THE UNIVERSE! "YOU CAN NOT QUARREL WITH A MORAL!" AND SECTION B OF THE VERSE OF THE UNIVERSE "YOU DO REAP WHAT YOU SEW!" AND SECTION C OR THE VERSE OF THE UNIVERSE "THE LOVE, THE LIGHT AND THE WAY DOES NOT LOVE EVERYBODY THE SAME WAY!" AND SECTION D OF THE VERSE OF THE UNIVERSE "THE LOVE, THE LIGHT AND THE WAY IS NOT IN THE FORGIVENESS BUSINESS!" SO HERE ARE MY MORE THAN IMPORTANT QUESTIONS! HOPING I DO NOT GET A REJECTION! AND SO PLEASE AFTER YOUR MORE THAN CAREFUL INSPECTION IF YOU DECIDE FOR MY REJECTION PLEASE GIVE ME A DETAILED LIST, LIKE THE BLACK BALL LIST OF WHY! AND THEN TELL ME NOT WHY, BUT HOW TO REWRITE IT SO IT MORE THAN FITS YOUR WIT KIT OF UN STANDARDS AND PRACTICES! AND GIVE ME ALL THE LOW DOWN FACTS OF ITS! OF COURSE THIS MORE THAN CATCHY AD IS JUST A MORE THAN ADVERTISING JOKE! BUT YOU KNOW THE ADVERTISING WORLDS MAIN QUOTE, "SHOCK, SHOCK, AND SHOCK! AND THAT WILL KNOCK YOUR DOORS DOWN ESPIAILY WHEN IT COMING FROM THE CLOWN OF THE TOWN! THE ONE AND ONLY SHOW NOT OF THIS EARTH IS HERE IN TOPANGA CALIFORNIA! SO WERE HERE TO WARN YAH! COME SEE THE REAL BRUCE ALMIGHTY IN REALITY! COME SEE THE ONE AND ONLY DANCE LIKE NO DANCER YOU HAVE EVER SEEN! BY ANY HUMAN BEING! COME HEAR THE ONE AND ONLY SING LIKE NO RING OR DING YOU HAVE EVER HEARD THAT'S FOR GOD DAM SURE! FROM THE ONE AND ONLY PURE!COME SEE THE ONE AND ONLY MOVE TWO TIMES SPEED OF BRUCE LEE!AND THREE TIMES THE SPEED OF ALI CALLED LEE LEE!B COME SEE THE ONE AND ONLY HEAL SOMEBODY IN THE STUDIO! WHO IS NOT RUDE-I-O IN THE ONE AND ONLY SMART THE HEART! RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOUR EYES! AND SEE THE ONE AND ONLY RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOUR EYES WALK SWEETER PETER PALPIN BLINDFOLDED AND FOLDED AND FOLDED! AROUND OUR STUDIO AUDIENCE FAR BETTER THAN ANY MAN OR WO-MAN THAT CAN SEE! ALL BECAUSE HE IS CHANNELING ME THE ONE AND ONLY LIKE NO MAN OR WO-MAN! IN HISTORY OR HER-STORY! AND COME SEE A DIFFERENT COMEDY ACT EVERY SINGLE SOUL-I-TARY NIGHT! AND YOU WILL SEE MY KNIGHT OF THE LIGHT NIGHT AFTER NIGHT! NOT ONLY CHANNELING AND PANELING ME THE ONE AND ONLY THAT IS NOT A PHONY! FULL OF BALONEY OR KOSHER SALAMI! BUT HE ALSO CHANNELS THRU ME ALL THE WAY FROM UP HERE IN THE ONE AND ONLY DEAR AND CLEAR! RICHARD PRYER, JACKIE GLEASON, NORTON, CHARLIE CHAPLIN, OLI OF LAUREL AND HARDY! AND A HOST OF OTHERS BUT NOT THE SMOTHERS BROTHERS THEIR STILL DOWN HERE ALIVE AND KICKIN! AND YOU WILL SEE PETER PALPIN AND HEAR PETER PALPIN CLICKING AND TICKING! IN OTHER WORD BECOME A MORE THAN HUMAN CLOCK! THAT WILL KNOCK THE LIGHT RIGHT INTO YOU THRU AND THRU! OR BETTER YET A HUMAN METRONOME, OR DOEW HE BECOME A DRUM MACHINE? UNLIKE ANY HUMAN BEING!? AND HE WILL KEEP THE CLOCK IN PERFECT TIME WITH ALL MY MORE THAN SHINE! OR IS IT PETE WHO IS ALWAYS ON PERFECT BEAT? UNLIKE ANYONE YOU'LL EVER MEET ON OR OFF ANY WORLD WIDE STREET! AND WILL KEEP GLOWING, AND KNOWING, AND FLOWING WITH THE BEAT ALL NIGHT LONG! STONG LIKE KING KONG UNTIL THE STUDIO AUDIENCE SAYS, "OK PETE WOW, KAPOW, NOW WE ALL KNOW FOR SURE! YOU'RE CHANNELING AND PANELING THE ONE AND ONLY PURE THAT'S FOR GOD DAM SURE!"
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Dear Shai & EVERYBODY AT THE NEW YORK TIMES! HERE IS MORE THAN A RHYME AND FO SHO, FO SHO, FO SHO NOT A CRIME CURRENT OF ...
Dear Shai & EVERYBODY AT THE NEW YORK TIMES! HERE IS MORE THAN A RHYME AND FO SHO, FO SHO, FO SHO NOT A CRIME CURRENT OF OPPORTUNITY FOR EVERYBODY IN YOUR COMMUNITY! AND HOPEFULLY I AM MORE THAN FREE TO TAKE ADDS OUT IN THE NUMBER ONE FREE SPEACH NEWS PAPER IN YOUR CURRENT COMMUNITY FROM SEA TO SHINNING SEA! YOU SEE?! I WANT TO TAKE AN ADD OUT IN YOUR MORE THAN BEAUTIFUL NOT RUDE-I-FULL NEWS PAPER! AMONG ALL THOSE BEAUTIFUL NOT RUDE-I-FULL SKY-SCRAPERS! NOT BLACK BALL LIST CAPERS! OR KNIGHT OF THE LIGHT HATERS! AND I AM SURE THAT TAKING AN AD OUT IN A NEWS PAPER IN THE UNITED STATES WITH OR WITH OUT DEBATE? IS NOT LIKE GOING INTO A RESTAURANT! WHERE THEY CAN TURN ANYBODY DOWN ESPECIALLY THE CLOWN OF THE TOWN! SO IF YOU DO! DO THIS TOO! IN LEW OR IS IT LOU? OF WHAT I READ IN THAT LAW BOOK IN THE LIE-BRARY MORE THAN FULL OF SCARY THEORY, MAYBE YOU CAN MORE THAN TELL ME THE NEW YORK TIME REALITY ON AD-IT-TEAS! PUN INTENDED! SO PLEASE LET THIS MORE THAN THAT CAT IN THAT HAT MORE THAN KNOW THAT! AND MORE THAN GET BACK TO ME WITH ALL THE AD FACTS ON THIS AND THAT AND THAT AND THIS! AND ALSO, PLEASE LET ME KNOW IN WRITING OR IS IT TYPING? OR IN OTHER WORDS ARE NEWS PAPERS LIKE RESTAURANTS WHICH ARE MORE THAN ALLOWED TO REFUSE ANY CUSTOMER THEY WANT? IN THE LAND OF THE FREE AND THE HOME OF THE BRAVE? AND SO THAT IS MY FIRST QUESTION TO YOU! TRUE BLUE OR NOT TRUE BLUE THAT IS THE QUESTION! SO UPON MORE THAN CAREFUL INSPECTION OF MY MORE THAN CLEVER LEVER AD PLEASE USE YOUR BEST INTROSPECTION BEFORE YOU SEND ME ANY UN LAWFUL REJECTION! SECTION C OF THE SPIRITUAL BOOK CODE CALLED THE VERSE OF THE UNIVERSE! "YOU CAN NOT QUARREL WITH A MORAL!" AND SECTION B OF THE VERSE OF THE UNIVERSE "YOU DO REAP WHAT YOU SEW!" AND SECTION C OR THE VERSE OF THE UNIVERSE "THE LOVE, THE LIGHT AND THE WAY DOES NOT LOVE EVERYBODY THE SAME WAY!" AND SECTION D OF THE VERSE OF THE UNIVERSE "THE LOVE, THE LIGHT AND THE WAY IS NOT IN THE FORGIVENESS BUSINESS!" SO HERE ARE MY MORE THAN IMPORTANT QUESTIONS! HOPING I DO NOT GET A REJECTION! AND SO PLEASE AFTER YOUR MORE THAN CAREFUL INSPECTION IF YOU DECIDE FOR MY REJECTION PLEASE GIVE ME A DETAILED LIST, LIKE THE BLACK BALL LIST OF WHY! AND THEN TELL ME NOT WHY, BUT HOW TO REWRITE IT SO IT MORE THAN FITS YOUR WIT KIT OF UN STANDARDS AND PRACTICES! AND GIVE ME ALL THE LOW DOWN FACTS OF ITS! OF COURSE THIS MORE THAN CATCHY AD IS JUST A MORE THAN ADVERTISING JOKE! BUT YOU KNOW THE ADVERTISING WORLDS MAIN QUOTE, "SHOCK, SHOCK, AND SHOCK! AND THAT WILL KNOCK YOUR DOORS DOWN ESPIAILY WHEN IT COMING FROM THE CLOWN OF THE TOWN! THE ONE AND ONLY SHOW NOT OF THIS EARTH IS HERE IN TOPANGA CALIFORNIA! SO WERE HERE TO WARN YAH! COME SEE THE REAL BRUCE ALMIGHTY IN REALITY! COME SEE THE ONE AND ONLY DANCE LIKE NO DANCER YOU HAVE EVER SEEN! BY ANY HUMAN BEING! COME HEAR THE ONE AND ONLY SING LIKE NO RING OR DING YOU HAVE EVER HEARD THAT'S FOR GOD DAM SURE! FROM THE ONE AND ONLY PURE!COME SEE THE ONE AND ONLY MOVE TWO TIMES SPEED OF BRUCE LEE!AND THREE TIMES THE SPEED OF ALI CALLED LEE LEE!B COME SEE THE ONE AND ONLY HEAL SOMEBODY IN THE STUDIO! WHO IS NOT RUDE-I-O IN THE ONE AND ONLY SMART THE HEART! RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOUR EYES! AND SEE THE ONE AND ONLY RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOUR EYES WALK SWEETER PETER PALPIN BLINDFOLDED AND FOLDED AND FOLDED! AROUND OUR STUDIO AUDIENCE FAR BETTER THAN ANY MAN OR WO-MAN THAT CAN SEE! ALL BECAUSE HE IS CHANNELING ME THE ONE AND ONLY LIKE NO MAN OR WO-MAN! IN HISTORY OR HER-STORY! AND COME SEE A DIFFERENT COMEDY ACT EVERY SINGLE SOUL-I-TARY NIGHT! AND YOU WILL SEE MY KNIGHT OF THE LIGHT NIGHT AFTER NIGHT! NOT ONLY CHANNELING AND PANELING ME THE ONE AND ONLY THAT IS NOT A PHONY! FULL OF BALONEY OR KOSHER SALAMI! BUT HE ALSO CHANNELS THRU ME ALL THE WAY FROM UP HERE IN THE ONE AND ONLY DEAR AND CLEAR! RICHARD PRYER, JACKIE GLEASON, NORTON, CHARLIE CHAPLIN, OLI OF LAUREL AND HARDY! AND A HOST OF OTHERS BUT NOT THE SMOTHERS BROTHERS THEIR STILL DOWN HERE ALIVE AND KICKIN! AND YOU WILL SEE PETER PALPIN AND HEAR PETER PALPIN CLICKING AND TICKING! IN OTHER WORD BECOME A MORE THAN HUMAN CLOCK! THAT WILL KNOCK THE LIGHT RIGHT INTO YOU THRU AND THRU! OR BETTER YET A HUMAN METRONOME, OR DOEW HE BECOME A DRUM MACHINE? UNLIKE ANY HUMAN BEING!? AND HE WILL KEEP THE CLOCK IN PERFECT TIME WITH ALL MY MORE THAN SHINE! OR IS IT PETE WHO IS ALWAYS ON PERFECT BEAT? UNLIKE ANYONE YOU'LL EVER MEET ON OR OFF ANY WORLD WIDE STREET! AND WILL KEEP GLOWING, AND KNOWING, AND FLOWING WITH THE BEAT ALL NIGHT LONG! STONG LIKE KING KONG UNTIL THE STUDIO AUDIENCE SAYS, "OK PETE WOW, KAPOW, NOW WE ALL KNOW FOR SURE! YOU'RE CHANNELING AND PANELING THE ONE AND ONLY PURE THAT'S FOR GOD DAM SURE!"
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Dear Shai & EVERYBODY AT THE NEW YORK TIMES! HERE IS MORE THAN A RHYME AND FO SHO, FO SHO, FO SHO NOT A CRIME CURRENT OF ...
Dear Shai & EVERYBODY AT THE NEW YORK TIMES! HERE IS MORE THAN A RHYME AND FO SHO, FO SHO, FO SHO NOT A CRIME CURRENT OF OPPORTUNITY FOR EVERYBODY IN YOUR COMMUNITY! AND HOPEFULLY I AM MORE THAN FREE TO TAKE ADDS OUT IN THE NUMBER ONE FREE SPEACH NEWS PAPER IN YOUR CURRENT COMMUNITY FROM SEA TO SHINNING SEA! YOU SEE?! I WANT TO TAKE AN ADD OUT IN YOUR MORE THAN BEAUTIFUL NOT RUDE-I-FULL NEWS PAPER! AMONG ALL THOSE BEAUTIFUL NOT RUDE-I-FULL SKY-SCRAPERS! NOT BLACK BALL LIST CAPERS! OR KNIGHT OF THE LIGHT HATERS! AND I AM SURE THAT TAKING AN AD OUT IN A NEWS PAPER IN THE UNITED STATES WITH OR WITH OUT DEBATE? IS NOT LIKE GOING INTO A RESTAURANT! WHERE THEY CAN TURN ANYBODY DOWN ESPECIALLY THE CLOWN OF THE TOWN! SO IF YOU DO! DO THIS TOO! IN LEW OR IS IT LOU? OF WHAT I READ IN THAT LAW BOOK IN THE LIE-BRARY MORE THAN FULL OF SCARY THEORY, MAYBE YOU CAN MORE THAN TELL ME THE NEW YORK TIME REALITY ON AD-IT-TEAS! PUN INTENDED! SO PLEASE LET THIS MORE THAN THAT CAT IN THAT HAT MORE THAN KNOW THAT! AND MORE THAN GET BACK TO ME WITH ALL THE AD FACTS ON THIS AND THAT AND THAT AND THIS! AND ALSO, PLEASE LET ME KNOW IN WRITING OR IS IT TYPING? OR IN OTHER WORDS ARE NEWS PAPERS LIKE RESTAURANTS WHICH ARE MORE THAN ALLOWED TO REFUSE ANY CUSTOMER THEY WANT? IN THE LAND OF THE FREE AND THE HOME OF THE BRAVE? AND SO THAT IS MY FIRST QUESTION TO YOU! TRUE BLUE OR NOT TRUE BLUE THAT IS THE QUESTION! SO UPON MORE THAN CAREFUL INSPECTION OF MY MORE THAN CLEVER LEVER AD PLEASE USE YOUR BEST INTROSPECTION BEFORE YOU SEND ME ANY UN LAWFUL REJECTION! SECTION C OF THE SPIRITUAL BOOK CODE CALLED THE VERSE OF THE UNIVERSE! "YOU CAN NOT QUARREL WITH A MORAL!" AND SECTION B OF THE VERSE OF THE UNIVERSE "YOU DO REAP WHAT YOU SEW!" AND SECTION C OR THE VERSE OF THE UNIVERSE "THE LOVE, THE LIGHT AND THE WAY DOES NOT LOVE EVERYBODY THE SAME WAY!" AND SECTION D OF THE VERSE OF THE UNIVERSE "THE LOVE, THE LIGHT AND THE WAY IS NOT IN THE FORGIVENESS BUSINESS!" SO HERE ARE MY MORE THAN IMPORTANT QUESTIONS! HOPING I DO NOT GET A REJECTION! AND SO PLEASE AFTER YOUR MORE THAN CAREFUL INSPECTION IF YOU DECIDE FOR MY REJECTION PLEASE GIVE ME A DETAILED LIST, LIKE THE BLACK BALL LIST OF WHY! AND THEN TELL ME NOT WHY, BUT HOW TO REWRITE IT SO IT MORE THAN FITS YOUR WIT KIT OF UN STANDARDS AND PRACTICES! AND GIVE ME ALL THE LOW DOWN FACTS OF ITS! OF COURSE THIS MORE THAN CATCHY AD IS JUST A MORE THAN ADVERTISING JOKE! BUT YOU KNOW THE ADVERTISING WORLDS MAIN QUOTE, "SHOCK, SHOCK, AND SHOCK! AND THAT WILL KNOCK YOUR DOORS DOWN ESPIAILY WHEN IT COMING FROM THE CLOWN OF THE TOWN! THE ONE AND ONLY SHOW NOT OF THIS EARTH IS HERE IN TOPANGA CALIFORNIA! SO WERE HERE TO WARN YAH! COME SEE THE REAL BRUCE ALMIGHTY IN REALITY! COME SEE THE ONE AND ONLY DANCE LIKE NO DANCER YOU HAVE EVER SEEN! BY ANY HUMAN BEING! COME HEAR THE ONE AND ONLY SING LIKE NO RING OR DING YOU HAVE EVER HEARD THAT'S FOR GOD DAM SURE! FROM THE ONE AND ONLY PURE!COME SEE THE ONE AND ONLY MOVE TWO TIMES SPEED OF BRUCE LEE!AND THREE TIMES THE SPEED OF ALI CALLED LEE LEE!B COME SEE THE ONE AND ONLY HEAL SOMEBODY IN THE STUDIO! WHO IS NOT RUDE-I-O IN THE ONE AND ONLY SMART THE HEART! RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOUR EYES! AND SEE THE ONE AND ONLY RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOUR EYES WALK SWEETER PETER PALPIN BLINDFOLDED AND FOLDED AND FOLDED! AROUND OUR STUDIO AUDIENCE FAR BETTER THAN ANY MAN OR WO-MAN THAT CAN SEE! ALL BECAUSE HE IS CHANNELING ME THE ONE AND ONLY LIKE NO MAN OR WO-MAN! IN HISTORY OR HER-STORY! AND COME SEE A DIFFERENT COMEDY ACT EVERY SINGLE SOUL-I-TARY NIGHT! AND YOU WILL SEE MY KNIGHT OF THE LIGHT NIGHT AFTER NIGHT! NOT ONLY CHANNELING AND PANELING ME THE ONE AND ONLY THAT IS NOT A PHONY! FULL OF BALONEY OR KOSHER SALAMI! BUT HE ALSO CHANNELS THRU ME ALL THE WAY FROM UP HERE IN THE ONE AND ONLY DEAR AND CLEAR! RICHARD PRYER, JACKIE GLEASON, NORTON, CHARLIE CHAPLIN, OLI OF LAUREL AND HARDY! AND A HOST OF OTHERS BUT NOT THE SMOTHERS BROTHERS THEIR STILL DOWN HERE ALIVE AND KICKIN! AND YOU WILL SEE PETER PALPIN AND HEAR PETER PALPIN CLICKING AND TICKING! IN OTHER WORD BECOME A MORE THAN HUMAN CLOCK! THAT WILL KNOCK THE LIGHT RIGHT INTO YOU THRU AND THRU! OR BETTER YET A HUMAN METRONOME, OR DOEW HE BECOME A DRUM MACHINE? UNLIKE ANY HUMAN BEING!? AND HE WILL KEEP THE CLOCK IN PERFECT TIME WITH ALL MY MORE THAN SHINE! OR IS IT PETE WHO IS ALWAYS ON PERFECT BEAT? UNLIKE ANYONE YOU'LL EVER MEET ON OR OFF ANY WORLD WIDE STREET! AND WILL KEEP GLOWING, AND KNOWING, AND FLOWING WITH THE BEAT ALL NIGHT LONG! STONG LIKE KING KONG UNTIL THE STUDIO AUDIENCE SAYS, "OK PETE WOW, KAPOW, NOW WE ALL KNOW FOR SURE! YOU'RE CHANNELING AND PANELING THE ONE AND ONLY PURE THAT'S FOR GOD DAM SURE!"
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Dear Shai & EVERYBODY AT THE NEW YORK TIMES! HERE IS MORE THAN A RHYME AND FO SHO, FO SHO, FO SHO NOT A CRIME CURRENT OF ...
Dear Shai & EVERYBODY AT THE NEW YORK TIMES! HERE IS MORE THAN A RHYME AND FO SHO, FO SHO, FO SHO NOT A CRIME CURRENT OF OPPORTUNITY FOR EVERYBODY IN YOUR COMMUNITY! AND HOPEFULLY I AM MORE THAN FREE TO TAKE ADDS OUT IN THE NUMBER ONE FREE SPEACH NEWS PAPER IN YOUR CURRENT COMMUNITY FROM SEA TO SHINNING SEA! YOU SEE?! I WANT TO TAKE AN ADD OUT IN YOUR MORE THAN BEAUTIFUL NOT RUDE-I-FULL NEWS PAPER! AMONG ALL THOSE BEAUTIFUL NOT RUDE-I-FULL SKY-SCRAPERS! NOT BLACK BALL LIST CAPERS! OR KNIGHT OF THE LIGHT HATERS! AND I AM SURE THAT TAKING AN AD OUT IN A NEWS PAPER IN THE UNITED STATES WITH OR WITH OUT DEBATE? IS NOT LIKE GOING INTO A RESTAURANT! WHERE THEY CAN TURN ANYBODY DOWN ESPECIALLY THE CLOWN OF THE TOWN! SO IF YOU DO! DO THIS TOO! IN LEW OR IS IT LOU? OF WHAT I READ IN THAT LAW BOOK IN THE LIE-BRARY MORE THAN FULL OF SCARY THEORY, MAYBE YOU CAN MORE THAN TELL ME THE NEW YORK TIME REALITY ON AD-IT-TEAS! PUN INTENDED! SO PLEASE LET THIS MORE THAN THAT CAT IN THAT HAT MORE THAN KNOW THAT! AND MORE THAN GET BACK TO ME WITH ALL THE AD FACTS ON THIS AND THAT AND THAT AND THIS! AND ALSO, PLEASE LET ME KNOW IN WRITING OR IS IT TYPING? OR IN OTHER WORDS ARE NEWS PAPERS LIKE RESTAURANTS WHICH ARE MORE THAN ALLOWED TO REFUSE ANY CUSTOMER THEY WANT? IN THE LAND OF THE FREE AND THE HOME OF THE BRAVE? AND SO THAT IS MY FIRST QUESTION TO YOU! TRUE BLUE OR NOT TRUE BLUE THAT IS THE QUESTION! SO UPON MORE THAN CAREFUL INSPECTION OF MY MORE THAN CLEVER LEVER AD PLEASE USE YOUR BEST INTROSPECTION BEFORE YOU SEND ME ANY UN LAWFUL REJECTION! SECTION C OF THE SPIRITUAL BOOK CODE CALLED THE VERSE OF THE UNIVERSE! "YOU CAN NOT QUARREL WITH A MORAL!" AND SECTION B OF THE VERSE OF THE UNIVERSE "YOU DO REAP WHAT YOU SEW!" AND SECTION C OR THE VERSE OF THE UNIVERSE "THE LOVE, THE LIGHT AND THE WAY DOES NOT LOVE EVERYBODY THE SAME WAY!" AND SECTION D OF THE VERSE OF THE UNIVERSE "THE LOVE, THE LIGHT AND THE WAY IS NOT IN THE FORGIVENESS BUSINESS!" SO HERE ARE MY MORE THAN IMPORTANT QUESTIONS! HOPING I DO NOT GET A REJECTION! AND SO PLEASE AFTER YOUR MORE THAN CAREFUL INSPECTION IF YOU DECIDE FOR MY REJECTION PLEASE GIVE ME A DETAILED LIST, LIKE THE BLACK BALL LIST OF WHY! AND THEN TELL ME NOT WHY, BUT HOW TO REWRITE IT SO IT MORE THAN FITS YOUR WIT KIT OF UN STANDARDS AND PRACTICES! AND GIVE ME ALL THE LOW DOWN FACTS OF ITS! OF COURSE THIS MORE THAN CATCHY AD IS JUST A MORE THAN ADVERTISING JOKE! BUT YOU KNOW THE ADVERTISING WORLDS MAIN QUOTE, "SHOCK, SHOCK, AND SHOCK! AND THAT WILL KNOCK YOUR DOORS DOWN ESPIAILY WHEN IT COMING FROM THE CLOWN OF THE TOWN! THE ONE AND ONLY SHOW NOT OF THIS EARTH IS HERE IN TOPANGA CALIFORNIA! SO WERE HERE TO WARN YAH! COME SEE THE REAL BRUCE ALMIGHTY IN REALITY! COME SEE THE ONE AND ONLY DANCE LIKE NO DANCER YOU HAVE EVER SEEN! BY ANY HUMAN BEING! COME HEAR THE ONE AND ONLY SING LIKE NO RING OR DING YOU HAVE EVER HEARD THAT'S FOR GOD DAM SURE! FROM THE ONE AND ONLY PURE!COME SEE THE ONE AND ONLY MOVE TWO TIMES SPEED OF BRUCE LEE!AND THREE TIMES THE SPEED OF ALI CALLED LEE LEE!B COME SEE THE ONE AND ONLY HEAL SOMEBODY IN THE STUDIO! WHO IS NOT RUDE-I-O IN THE ONE AND ONLY SMART THE HEART! RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOUR EYES! AND SEE THE ONE AND ONLY RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOUR EYES WALK SWEETER PETER PALPIN BLINDFOLDED AND FOLDED AND FOLDED! AROUND OUR STUDIO AUDIENCE FAR BETTER THAN ANY MAN OR WO-MAN THAT CAN SEE! ALL BECAUSE HE IS CHANNELING ME THE ONE AND ONLY LIKE NO MAN OR WO-MAN! IN HISTORY OR HER-STORY! AND COME SEE A DIFFERENT COMEDY ACT EVERY SINGLE SOUL-I-TARY NIGHT! AND YOU WILL SEE MY KNIGHT OF THE LIGHT NIGHT AFTER NIGHT! NOT ONLY CHANNELING AND PANELING ME THE ONE AND ONLY THAT IS NOT A PHONY! FULL OF BALONEY OR KOSHER SALAMI! BUT HE ALSO CHANNELS THRU ME ALL THE WAY FROM UP HERE IN THE ONE AND ONLY DEAR AND CLEAR! RICHARD PRYER, JACKIE GLEASON, NORTON, CHARLIE CHAPLIN, OLI OF LAUREL AND HARDY! AND A HOST OF OTHERS BUT NOT THE SMOTHERS BROTHERS THEIR STILL DOWN HERE ALIVE AND KICKIN! AND YOU WILL SEE PETER PALPIN AND HEAR PETER PALPIN CLICKING AND TICKING! IN OTHER WORD BECOME A MORE THAN HUMAN CLOCK! THAT WILL KNOCK THE LIGHT RIGHT INTO YOU THRU AND THRU! OR BETTER YET A HUMAN METRONOME, OR DOEW HE BECOME A DRUM MACHINE? UNLIKE ANY HUMAN BEING!? AND HE WILL KEEP THE CLOCK IN PERFECT TIME WITH ALL MY MORE THAN SHINE! OR IS IT PETE WHO IS ALWAYS ON PERFECT BEAT? UNLIKE ANYONE YOU'LL EVER MEET ON OR OFF ANY WORLD WIDE STREET! AND WILL KEEP GLOWING, AND KNOWING, AND FLOWING WITH THE BEAT ALL NIGHT LONG! STONG LIKE KING KONG UNTIL THE STUDIO AUDIENCE SAYS, "OK PETE WOW, KAPOW, NOW WE ALL KNOW FOR SURE! YOU'RE CHANNELING AND PANELING THE ONE AND ONLY PURE THAT'S FOR GOD DAM SURE!"
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This is the instrumental version of Lou Gramm's "Ready Or Not" from the 12 inch vinyl single issued by Atlantic Records ...
This is the instrumental version of Lou Gramm's "Ready Or Not" from the 12 inch vinyl single issued by Atlantic Records in 1987. The music has some different parts from the original LP version, but still reamains true to the original in it's feel and intensity.Check out Nils Lofgren's (from the Springsteen band) biting guitar solo! Never released on Cd, enjoy this rarity from the 1980's the decade which sparked the popularity of the 12 inch mix! Feel free to sing along too! haha
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Sorry about the wait guys. my computer died, then i got writers block. But its all good now (touch wood lol)so.. here we ...
Sorry about the wait guys. my computer died, then i got writers block. But its all good now (touch wood lol)so.. here we go..
Recap:
Kev and Soph had a row about Sophs cheating 18 months beforehand
**Lous POV***
**He slowly took of my shirt. God hes soo hot! I think... oh, did i just.. i think i** 1 Sec Joe i need to go to the bathroom
**I walked to the bathroom praying i was right. I did what i needed to do and went back to Joes room smiling **
Joe: What are you smiling about
**I guess i better tell him** Well firstly we cant have sex tonight **He looked at me like id just kicked a puppy** The reason i went to the bathroom is because i thought id.. well.. ya know... had my.. uh... **Why is he not getting this, what does he want a demonstration?!** My period Joe! Im having my Period!
Joe: oh. oh oh ok i get you haha. But wait why are you smilng?
Lou: Haha true but, ever since.. well.. ya know.. even if im like 1 day late i panic
Joe: I dont blame you
=====Flashback=====
1 year ago. No POV
Lou: Joe can we talk
Joe: sure what sup?
Lou: Not here, your room *they walked to his room* Um.. basically im late
Joe: What? You got here early (AN: Lmao!)
Lou: *shaking her head* No Joe.. im LATE *She opened her eyes wide and rasied her eyebrows*
Joe: What do you.. OH you mean *he pointed to her stomach*
Lou: Yea. 2 weeks
Joe: Ok... um... have you taken a.. uh.. test thingy?
Lou: Not yet i was hoping you would come with me when i get one *He agreed and they went straight to the pharmacy go a test and went straight back to joes room. She took it to the bathroom, peed on it (AN: i couldnt think of any other way to put it haha) and took it back to Joes room
Joe: How long do we have to wait?
Lou: Uuuhhh *she picked up the instructions* 3 minutes *She placed to test on his dresser and sat down on the floor and leaned against the bed. He sat next to her. They just sat there in silence
Lou: How longs it been?
Joe *looked at his watch* 3 minutes *She looked at him and they both stood up and walked towards the dresser* Hey, what ever it says i love you ok. That will never change *She smiled. She picked up the test and looked at it. There in front of her eyes 2 very clear blue lines
Lou: shit... shit.. shit shit shit shit SHIT!!!
Joe: Oh crap *Lou sat on the edge of the bed and cried. Joe was in a daze by the dresser. Then he noticed Lou crying and went straight over to her and hugger her* Hey hey, itll be ok
Lou: No it wont bloody be ok Joe!!! It wont!! Im 23, im not married, im pregnant, the fathers famous to the point that half the world will probably hate him when they find out, not to mention his mum and dad. Then theres Kev, whats he gonna think. My God, youd have thought we wouldve learnt to be EXTRA careful after what happened to Nick and Rae but no we dont. So no Joe its not going to be FUCKING OK!!!!
Joe: *getting a little mad* You know what Lou. It sucks. In fact it more than sucks. Like you said were not married and yea my parents will probably kill me. But the fact is its happened. Your pregnant. Whether you or i like it or not its happening. And we need to deal with it. So stop shouting at me and lets think rationally ok. *Lou had never seen him act so.. well mature before. He was right though. She leaned over and put her head on his shoulder. They spent the next few hours talking about their options. What they were gonna do. How they were going to tell everyone. What Joe was gonna do regarding the band once baby was born. All things like that. It was now 4am*
Lou; Well i guess the first thing to do is go to the doctor. I want to make sure im pregnant before we get too ahead of ourselves *they get a little sleep and head to the doctor. She said she thougt she was pregant and she peed in a cup for him (AN: Again i couldnt think of any other way way to put it haha) and he tested it and called them back in the room
Doc; Ok Lou, well weve done a test and your not pregnant *They both just sat there taking it in*
Lou: your sure?
Doc; 100% *they thanked him, left and went back to Joes relieved*
Lou: Um.. i know this might sound weird but when he said i wasnt pregnant, were you a little...
Joe: disspointed? Kinda, i mean im more glad than disapointed but i kinda was getting used to the idea *Lou nodded* But hey. Its a good thing, and weve got plenty of time in the future for that
Lou: Yea. I love you Joe... and thank you for being there
Joe: I love you too *He smiled*and your welcome
=====Present day=====
Joe: Well, everything worked out ok. And i still love you
Lou: I love you too *They kissed for a few minutes and got into bed and quickly fell asleep*
Woah, close call huh?!
How are you liking the story so far?
Lemme know what you think
Xxx
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